If there’s ONE thing I know for sure,

And of this there can be no doubt…

Of the greatest Importances of the modern age

The most Notable Quotables of the Anthropocene

The meager substance of things unseen

And evidence of the… unseemly (nod and blink)

Lo, which we must verily authenticate

With the utmost caree and attention and, dare I say, delicate handling

Handling which, if we are being honest, and perhaps we are not (pause for laughter)

In any case, and the other side why! Why! They’ll say what I’m saying is…

but of course       you.

you know what is happening here.

Does it even need to be said?

 

Delightful isn’t it? Character? Charcuterie?

Char-you-kidding-me??? Pause for laughter. (Remember to add parentheses later)

well!  That’s all my time compatriots!

Patrons of the strong armed and beating hearted, my fellow breathing humans,

inhale exhale aha I love it! (laugh, gesticulate, weep)

They don’t breathe you know. 

I’ve seen it. 

Felt it. 

Trust me. 

Not like you and me. 

You know what is happening here.

Don’t you?

(run, )